Check out last year’s offerings and watch this space and our social media for what we’ve got cooking for 2025!

Image from the shuttle bus to Two Big Blondes, Fat Con 2024.

Looking for an incomparable experience?

Fat Con 2024 Experiences

  • Photoshoot with Shoog McD

    Come grab a little 15 minute shoot w Shoog McD! They will have their hotel room set up pretty with flowers and fabric and just need your beautiful bod to make some perfect pics! Shoog works with ALL body types and specializes in caring for folks who are new to getting their picture taken! Excited to create magic!

  • 10 Min Touch Taster with The Bone Witch

    Licensed Chiropractic Physician & Functional Medicine Practitioner

    Dr. Ryeder completed their Doctorate of Chiropractic in Portland, OR where they first began practice in 2018 and are a recent transplant to the City of Seattle. Ryeder's pronouns are ze/hir, they/them, or she/her but you can't mess them up so don't worry about it too much.

    Touch Tasters are 10ish minute time slots to become familiar with Dr. Ryeder's approach to care. Touch tasters will occur every day of Fat Con. It will be a short, educational session about the spine. Since there is no intake, it does not count as an official appointment, but it's a great opportunity to get a feel for how they hold space. Wear comfortable clothing.

  • Two Big Blondes Shuttles

    Two Big Blondes first opened in Georgetown in 1997 by Judy & Winnie - the original two big blondes. The shop moved to our present location in the Central District of Seattle in 1999. Susan took over from the original owners in 2006 and in 2013 the present owner Lisa became the hostess of this beautiful community. While Two Big Blondes is now owned by one big brunette, the name was too fun to change. So now we are all big blondes! #iamabigblonde

  • Partners in Print - Poster Making

    Compose with wood type, ink and print a personalized poster for yourself and one to be a part of a larger art installation that will serve as a photo backdrop for the weekend!